SPOCK'S COCK: BOLDLY REWATCHING

Captain Ignaz Wisdom of the starship Spock’s Cock, at your service. Come aboard as we rewatch TOS, in original production order, and blog about it, occasionally while drunk.

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spicyshimmy:

my mom approved of this post, she said ‘that’s pretty funny’

spatscolombo:

t-high-la420:

reblog if you’re in the ‘kirk standing next to tall people so he looks EXTRA short’ fandom

WITH BELLS ON

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spodiddly:

Okay seriously tho

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Spock seriously.

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Spock, you have work to do

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Geez man, I know that’s a fine ass but-

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sPOCK PLZ

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captainthyla:

this one tho o mg

captainthyla:

this one tho o mg

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how to fight by Captain Kirk (ft. his best pupil)

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spicyshimmy:


I always wondered what Spock was thinking in this photo.

WHAT SPOCK MIGHT BE THINKING IN THIS PHOTO
Jealousy is illogical. I am not jealous.
However, my hair is far more luxuriously conditioned than hers. 
Is this because I do not cuddle? 
MATHEMATIC EQUATIONS INTENSIFY.
Tonight, you. 
Unless you are intending to bring Doctor McCoy into the equation, Jim, I am not interested in any way in your proposed threesome idea. This woman is a stranger and all that glitter is highly illogical.
The next time he asks me if that green shirt is slimming, I will reply that it is not. 
The next time mother inquires after the ‘nice Kirk boy’ I shall inform her that he is not so nice. 
That was unfair of me.
He is very nice. 
At times, too nice. 
I shall reply ‘He is too nice. Especially to attractive female humanoids.’
The fact remains that he is very nice.
The green shirt is, however, not very slimming. 

spicyshimmy:

I always wondered what Spock was thinking in this photo.

WHAT SPOCK MIGHT BE THINKING IN THIS PHOTO

  • Jealousy is illogical. I am not jealous.
  • However, my hair is far more luxuriously conditioned than hers. 
  • Is this because I do not cuddle? 
  • MATHEMATIC EQUATIONS INTENSIFY.
  • Tonight, you. 
  • Unless you are intending to bring Doctor McCoy into the equation, Jim, I am not interested in any way in your proposed threesome idea. This woman is a stranger and all that glitter is highly illogical.
  • The next time he asks me if that green shirt is slimming, I will reply that it is not. 
  • The next time mother inquires after the ‘nice Kirk boy’ I shall inform her that he is not so nice. 
  • That was unfair of me.
  • He is very nice. 
  • At times, too nice. 
  • I shall reply ‘He is too nice. Especially to attractive female humanoids.’
  • The fact remains that he is very nice.
  • The green shirt is, however, not very slimming. 

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petimetrek:

Stupid things I drew for Spockshair… *Skype is dangerous*

adestroy:

We were quite productive in this last livestream, I would say.

Also, introducing Logic the dog