SPOCK'S COCK: BOLDLY REWATCHING

Captain Ignaz Wisdom of the starship Spock’s Cock, at your service. Come aboard as we rewatch TOS, in original production order, and blog about it, occasionally while drunk.

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TOS: The Changeling

Nomad: Not as great as “The Doomsday Machine” but a thousand times better than “Wolf in the Fold” and funnier than both. Chekov is still missing but Uhura is back, and she’s smart and competent, even when she gets her brain wiped clean and has to learn everything she’s ever known all over again (which she manages to do in, what? three days? lol okay. cute, though). And everyone else is great, too. Remember Scotty rushing in to “save” Uhura and getting totally killed for his efforts? That was awesome. What else is awesome?

  • Fucking McCoy and how much he hates Nomad. “Well, I’m not the Kirk! Tell me what your function is.” “I’d like to check it out, if you don’t mind!” “And in spite of the way you repaired Scotty, you metal, ticking—”

    NOMAD: This is one of your units, creator?
    KIRK: Yes, he is.
    NOMAD: It functions irrationally.
    KIRK: … Sometimes.
    MCCOY: *bursts a blood vessel*
  • Uhura, hating Nomad almost as much as McCoy: “I don’t know, I like to sing. I felt like music.” You can almost hear her saying “what’s your problem, asshole? Get out of my face.”

  • Scotty the angry Scotsman, who totally wants to challenge Nomad to a boxing match or something, getting killed and then “repaired,” and whispering about “that mechanical beastie”

  • Spock, who’s sitting there with his arms crossed because he’s 1701% done with Nomad, too, but he’ll definitely take a compliment, even if it’s from an evil floating death robot

  • Kirk rejecting your outdated gender roles (“It’s space happy! It thinks I’m its mother!”) and talking another computer to death (“You’re imperfect.” “No, YOU are!”)

  • This scene (gif by goblinmutant):
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